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1.
Declare My Victory Or Defeat Intro F G, F C, F G C Verse F G, F C, F G C I am angry I am pissed some one please bring me a drink and I'll swim down to the bottom and declare my victory or defeat if that is what i'll need so I can finally get some sleep Verse F G, F C EM, I had a premonition of dying drunk in my sleep but I can not believe that night is tonight No, this can not be my last night on the Earth Have I spent my time for what it is worth? Outro F G, F C, F G C
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Real Fast Food Reality From the first day in school you're taught to stand in line Forced to recite the pledge of allegiance by the age of five They smile to your face and say you're free service with a smile Masses are morons conditioned to consume The things you own end up owning you. Live your life in rank and file. Service with a smile Pursuit of happiness is making cash So other people can take out you're trash Have a good seat to watch the crash Think real hard in concentration camps. ch; The more you look the more it's fake The more you can't handle the taste of this real fast food reality a race of humans with no humanity well that depends on what that means Blank faces dollar bills playing lets make a deal Twelve step programs, money addiction, credit card applications Would you like a side of fries with your hopeless lives It's fifty cents extra to supersize your lies DABG DAGA, DAG DAGA
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The Blank 00:56
I’ll be Brutus to your Caesar I’ll be Czolgosz to your McKinley I’ll be the gulf war to your Vietnam syndrome I’ll be the conspiracy to your Kennedy I’ll be the airplane to your pentagon I’ll be WW1 to your romanticized warfare I’ll be the guillotine to the divine rights of kings I’ll be reason to your idea of GOD D G/ D A repeat Ad infinitum Ad nauseam
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Indecision 02:44
My gas guage goes from a quarter to empty Open up my mouth fill it with coffee. My heart beats at 6 thousand RPM my stomach and the tires turn in unison. My right foot controls both the gas and the brake which one I pick is dependent on my brain. I sit in the drivers seat and I think. Should I come to a safe stop or accelerate off a mountain top is there any difference.-- Racing through yellow lights just to end up at dead end signs I shake my head turn around and go back again. My GPS says to take 4 lefts, like an idiot I listen and I end up back where I started. This indecision is driving me up the walls towards the ceiling And I don't want to be hanging from there. If the wind sings songs with porch lights on and you can't help but to sing along I say that you got there. So pull over and pull up a chair. We'll sing songs of defiance and dance to stomp out avarice and we can say we finally got there, where that is I haven't a care. C F. C Em Am C
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Capo on 1st fret D A G A// G D A D A// D G A All is fair behind the flag but who is to say who gets the fat should the rich be shot for treason if there is poor people freezing pay to watch commercial TV corporate sponsored royalty asphyxiation from the exhaust of the treasury Are you dumb or really free It don't matter can't you see Either way you look at it when bombshells hit epileptic fits If it's fun it can't be free Amendment one of the American dream and gods too busy holding the sun up so you can see your life is fucked up You're young you'll get over it you'll get use to it if you choose to fight the dynamite may not ignite
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Reading Rudolph Rocker like it is intro to business Drinking with spanky and talking about starting up a syndicate Learning how to turn big ideas into actions that cause changes in our lives Sick of singing songs about hating jobs like we have no other options not as efficient, not as profitable As treating other people like shit it may be sloppy, it may be unpredictable You can keep a sense of self respect The top down hierarchy will try to keep you down Keep you down A horizontal structure could pick it up Pick it up pick it up Heartless, economics, Quarterly, profits determine Our morality, our ecology, our future, if one can be built on top of this We need to redefine the words work and play, So that they mean the same thing Using democracy on the workshop floor will create a Bossless Office Em f# g# f# Em f# b g# em f# g# Em b em b g#
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Lost at Sea 01:52
I was born on a pirate ship. All aboard lets take a trip. We'll play some stupid songs. Open your trap sing along Capitalist don't want to be free. Drowning in policy Companies run the seven seas. Feed the sharks with their disease They can walk the plank. Or we'll throw them over board It's better to swim in the sea below, than to swing in the air and feed the crow. Three sheets to the wind, before they pillage it all Heave ho Heae ho, Hoist the colors here we go Anarchists are lost at sea Fuck the world sae la ve Take comfort in sound pollution Hostile waters make for dangerous solutions Yo Ho Am Em------F G Em------ Dm Am------G F--G, Am
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Last Meeting 02:33
E B/ EBAE ABE/ AE ABE They will fight you tooth and nail They will fight you tooth and nail john how do you want to be remembered What if no one answers the call What if no one answers the call John It takes one spark to light a fire This will array the whole country against us This will array the whole country against us John Something startling is just what the nation needs Your heading into a perfect steel trap Your heading into a perfect steel trap john In which you wont make it out alive down at the armory things did not go to plan stuck between the militia and the mob scene The rifles deafening The door was smashed only a few made it out alive And just as Frederick Douglas warned And just as Frederick Douglas warned John Brown He met the end of a rope for the furtherance of the ends of justice Old John Brown’s body lies mouldering in the grave, While weep the sons of bondage whom he ventured all to save But tho he lost his life while struggling for the slave, ..His truth is marching on
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70 seconds 03:14
He's having an episode won't take his medication He's not doing very good. You've got to get him someplace He wants to fight his mother. ... She's scared to death of him we had to put him in before, (He's just, he's not right) 70 seconds from the car to the tragedy assess the situation with deadly condemnation seeing Keith tazed and held down on the ground the cop said, "We don't have time for this" and shot to serve and protect with violence and death to protect and serve I hope you get what you deserve mental illness is not to blame bastard police can not say the same We called for help and they murdered my son
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From Socrates to Operation Ivy Em G C Am Em G Am C Em G C G Em CCCC Am..... Why do I try to saw this guitar in half, and I scream so loud I can not hear a word I sing, It seems to me that anything worth saying has been said better before, So lets spin our wheels and reinvent it this time a little more square.--- All I can say Is I have nothing to say, And all I know is that I know Nothing, and I know that even that Is plagiary, but it may be the only bit of Honesty.. there is If I write another protest song will the government lay down its sword, and if I scream loud enough will you hear me way out there, I can break a string sit down shut up no one will notice, why do I continue maybe to get to the next chours
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This is not a call for violence Burning a flag is like hanging a cop from the top of a flagpole while the fireworks go off. it's pretty, symbolic don't you think? I think it is a symbol of what we are trying to say and there has to be a better way... Marching the bankers to the guillotine could balance the ledgers or just be obscene. what do you think? would it set things right? What would you say? If the streets ran red tonight. The question is, does the end justify the means, or are we just being mean. If we make a compromise are we half way on there side, is there any room to bargain behind enemy lines, it is easy to give in to apathy, it is temping to say we can change nothing, But how long? Before this powder keg goes off? and who will be the next Leon Czolgosz
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Life is a business that does not cover the costs v You call it a walk in the park I am bare foot on glass walking over burning coals I am unaware that it’s a race and I’m last ch I’m no good at life,, no good at all v Running bald tires in the rain Cold confusion meets insane at the bottom it doesn’t really matter and all that there is to do is laugh br I tried my best but all I got was F’s at least I was consistent There are red marks all over my life Am I living through a comedy or is this some tragedy? When the anvil falls on my head I know that I can laugh it off so lets just laugh it of I know that I can laugh it off so lets just laugh it off hahahaha
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Bf c f c/ bf g c//fgfg c fgc Peyton could earn a billion dollars making commercials for Papa john's Eli could beat the Patriots in the Superbowl with a Hail mary touch down pass she Stood against the empire conscience unbending Chelsea is my favorite Manning Whistles blown and truth be told those assholes in the apache deserve a hanging 35 years sentence in the penitentiary WE have to set her free! she Stood against the empire conscience unbending Chelsea is my favorite Manning
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The audience applauds because the song is over. Tonight my composition folder says Hello to the paper shredder, and gets torn to bits, Just like it never did exist, Free myself from my pen , Wont have to read again how I thought when I was 16, How I thought that I could be free. Say goodnight to the rhetoric that i've been screaming since I was a kid but really have I changed that much will I be singing the same old stuff. ----- How I hate this govt that taxes U.S. to blow T.H.E.M. to bits, How the 9 to 5 is a 5 by 10, Pay your bills to forgive your sins, The homeless sleeping out in the streets, Right outside of empty buildings. Smoke stacks a half a city high polluted clouds rain a polluted cry!!... .The objections get so easy to predict, and I would like to think that this is decent/dissent but it sounds like the gripe of the discontent---- Tonight my composition folder says Hello to the paper shredder because another is just 99 cents, and I have grievances. History is written by the victorious my complaints are vacuous, Nothing is going to change in any event but really what do I expect. can you really right the wrongs wihout wronging the rights of everyone or blowing the govt to bits? ah shit now I am a domestic terrorist suspect. Because!
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Real Fast Food Reality From the first day in school you're taught to stand in line Forced to recite the pledge of allegiance by the age of five They smile to your face and say you're free service with a smile Masses are morons conditioned to consume The things you own end up owning you. Live your life in rank and file. Service with a smile Pursuit of happiness is making cash So other people can take out you're trash Have a good seat to watch the crash Think real hard in concentration camps. ch; The more you look the more it's fake The more you can't handle the taste of this real fast food reality a race of humans with no humanity well that depends on what that means Blank faces dollar bills playing lets make a deal Twelve step programs, money addiction, credit card applications Would you like a side of fries with your hopeless lives It's fifty cents extra to supersize your lies DABG DAGA, DAG DAGA

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released June 26, 2014

Johnny guitar banjo vocals
Jared drums and vox on Real Reality (drum and tenor guitar version)
Chris guitar on This is an execution

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Project Artichoke

(2013-2014)
One man band solo project mid-life crisis. In the Mid 2000 teens I wrote some protest songs, sung them badly, and played some shows around southern California, highlighted by having bottles thrown at me and meeting some of the nicest folx. I decided to hang up the acoustic guitar, as one should, at the end of 2014. In 2022 I played one last show. I now play in a band called disbeware. ... more

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